Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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