is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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