We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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