Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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