You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So. Much. Porn.
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