not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
is it fun? or sober?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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