just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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