ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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