But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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