I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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