remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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