Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
