your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i need an iv and a liver transplant
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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