Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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