clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
im on a boat
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