I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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