haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize
