Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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