i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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