Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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