is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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