think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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