Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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