It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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