So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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