Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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