For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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