Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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