he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
where are my eyebrows?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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