even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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