I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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