where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
