something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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