may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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