one two three fourrrrnication!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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