I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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