Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just puked most of my soul out..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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