i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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