Got a toothbrush?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize