So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
