sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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