You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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