I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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