Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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