This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
