i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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