Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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