she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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