am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
