I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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