Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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