I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You have to summon your inner elephant
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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