So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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