Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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