Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
