You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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