Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I love having hate sex.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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