i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize