you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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