Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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